Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
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Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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