I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
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I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
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I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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