how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
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my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
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I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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