i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
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Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
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I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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