Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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