I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I puked a lego.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
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Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
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I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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