I cockslap morals
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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