Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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