belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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