Its about making memories worth repressing
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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