is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
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you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
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I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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