ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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