I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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