i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize
