HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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