You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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