So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
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i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
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I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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