In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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