they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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