so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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