i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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