you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
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Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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