you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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