I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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