you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
