I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
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In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
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Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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