Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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