Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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