I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
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I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
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I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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