Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
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mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
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Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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