no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I party with great urgency now.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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