I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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