All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
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Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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