nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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