did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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