stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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