So drunk its hurt
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
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you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
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Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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