Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Just puked most of my soul out..
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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