good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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