i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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