This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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