did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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