He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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