i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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