I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
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it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
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We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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