I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I enjoy the company of your penis
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
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