Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
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Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
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We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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