Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Green mimosas i think yes
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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