someone owes me an orgasm
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
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