i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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