would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
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It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
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that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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