Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
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Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Randomize
