Do you still have your period?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
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Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
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I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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