I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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