They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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