and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
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Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
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I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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