Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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