JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
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Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
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I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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