The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Randomize
